30 September 2006

total request, part ii

Things that don't exist.
oh, i'm reading far too much descartes to answer that question. i'm not entirely convinced that anything other than "i" exists at the moment
Things that used to exist.
the balearic islands cave goat
Things that will exist.
you are far to existential for me at this hour of the morning. i liked elisa's questions better.
Things which are singular.
ingrid bergman - no one like her before or since.
Things which make you twitch.
ibsen
Things that are ghastly.
edward gorey (requiescat in pace) in the best possible way
Things that are indicative...
red sky at night, red sky in the morning, cows lying down, black cats crossing your path, broken mirrors, your right ear itching, your left ear itching, yourcigarettee only lighting half way, a four leaf clover, spilled salt,
Things which bring the Apocalypse closer.
this country's s foreign policy
Things which postpone the inevitable.
me doing this, instead of reading the princess de cleves
Things which recur.
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Things that comes in threes.
good things, bad things, triplets,
Things which make you gamble.
greed, desperation, love, hope
Things that should be theorems.
autumn + sunshine = apple picking + cider doughnuts; 8 am + saturday = nobody mowing their lawn
Things that are done (as in over with).
wedge high heels
Things which are archaic.
all of the laws cited to prevent gay marriage
Things that are found (by you, by others, etc.).
my keys, my phone, my mind, me (after i was lost)
Things that are unclassifiable.
if i put something in a list of things that were unclassifiable, wouldn't i be classifying it?
Things which resist probability.
the coin in rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead
Things your evil twin would do.
run afoul of the law
Things your saintly twin would do.
rebuild new orleans
Things which should be obscene but aren't (both things that feel obscene, and things that only seem obscene.)
that you can show someone being shot, torture, explosions, carnage, and gore on television, but not a nipple; that you can say penis on tv but not vagina; not sure if that actually answers the question, just something i'm a bit irritated about at the moment
Things which will never happen.
me jogging
Things that feel like they should be in a movie.
george clooney addressing the united nations
Things which inspire voice-overs.
my train rides--sort of a running fashion commentary about the people in this city. honestly - it's almost october. put away the white eyelet skirt!
Things which negate.
me. i negate things all the time--just ask nix.
Things that lack (fill in the blank).
the scarecrow, the tinman, dorothy, and the cowardly lion
(Wild card: Any thing you want on Friday).
friday i just wanted to stay in bed, which is pretty much what i did.

28 September 2006

thursday-things that i need

  • a maid
  • a firmer understanding of locke
  • for meredith vieira to go back to hosting game shows (and for them to give the job to that charming ms. curry)

26 September 2006

tuesday-things that displease me

  • that there is no milk or cream in my refrigerator, which means no cereal or coffee
  • alexander hamilton
  • fox news

25 September 2006

monday-things that please me

baseball




ps - at this game, nix drank a beer. i didn't think i'd live to see the day...

22 September 2006

friday-taking requests

i'm auditioning new topics--these are some that elisa gave me last week. let me know what you think, and feel free to offer others.

Things that blow my mind.
waking up in the alps. i thought the movies exaggerated. turns out, they didn't.

Things that make me itchy.
unlined wool pants

Things that make me want to get totally wasted.
reading the newspaper

Things that inspire schadenfreude.
enron execs doing the perp walk (not ken lay dying, though. i'm not morbid)

Things that are unheimlich.
the exhibit of dead people at the museum of science (nix and nu went to that last night and the idea of a dead, skinned guy posed as if he was on a skate board, really gives me the heebie jeebies)

Things that appall me.
that our secretary of state got to keep his job in the primary, after allowing petitions to be submitted, even though the people gathering the signatures had misrepresented the cause to the people that signed (i.e. it was really against gay marriage, but they thought they were agreeing that wine should be sold in grocery stores)

Things that remind me of mortality.
low flying planes

Things that are underseasoned.
pad thai, unless i go to the restaurant with my friend c. they take her far more seriously than me.

Things that mutate.
viruses

Things that are cut on the bias.
not things that i sew (i'm not that talented)

Things that are retarded.
charge density; time; potential

Things that trill.
piccalos (especially in stars and stripes forever that two separate friends of mine have had to play)

19 September 2006

tuesday-things that displease me

  • that i have class on talk like a pirate day, which blows (me down). we are having our fifth annual tlapd party (a pirate potluck) on friday. let me know if you're in the area and want some grog.
  • apple. now you have heard me complain about this before. now, they are finally acknowledgingthat i have sent in all my paperwork (after almost a year of sending them copies of things that i had sent them the last time). now they're saying that i need to send them $30. now all the people who didn't really have broken batteries, but were part of the settlement anyway could get a gift certificate for $50. my battery is really broken, and i have to send them money? that also blows (me down).
  • arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

18 September 2006

monday--things that please me

  • my mom--who was visiting this weekend and brought me new lamps
  • molly ivins - that second link is the one that i had buried in the comments a little while ago, but i think it deserves a link of its own

14 September 2006

thursday-things that i need

  • 3 more weeks of summer
  • a democratic presidential candidate with a platform that's not "hey, i'm not them!" (even when their voting record says otherwise)

12 September 2006

11 September 2006

monday-things that please me

fire fighters - and kids who want to be fire fighters, especially n. who wanted to make sure if a fire alarm went off after his bed time that he would still get to fight the fire, and l. the fire fighting queen.

nix - who doesn't leave me even though my insominia of late has meant even the cat doesn't get a good night sleep. and who brought me home the soundtrack to the mikado, even knowing that it would mean listening to the soundtrack to the mikado.

08 September 2006

friday-things that puzzle me

what's wrong with me...

i have been head-achey, dizzy and vaguely nauseated all week (not nauseous, as my mother and sister would quickly point out)

i just had a physical - aren't they supposed to catch this stuff?

(and no, it's not that - though you're not the first to jump to that conclusion)

07 September 2006

thursday-things that i need

  • for grey's anatomy to move back to sundays
  • a dishwasher
  • to learn when to shut the hell up

05 September 2006

tuesday-things that displease me

that the brilliance of joseph gordon-levitt has been pretty much ignored so far. nix and i watched mysterious skin last night (i had seen it with jack in the theatre when it opened--though we missed the beginning because i was unforgivably late). my outrage that he (joseph gordon levitt, not jack) was not nominated for an academy award came rushing back.

this year he was in the amazing brick, which was fantastic.

anyway, go see these movies. tell your friends. give this man the reputation he deserves.

04 September 2006

monday-things that please me

my tomato plant has flowers!



some of you may recall my first ill-fated tomato plant that died while i was on wedding tour 2006. well, the new one is huge. we have to support it with chopsticks. here is the plant with the horrible cat to give it some perspective:


01 September 2006

friday-things that puzzle me

  • the current location of my september train pass
  • how it got to be september