26 September 2006

tuesday-things that displease me

  • that there is no milk or cream in my refrigerator, which means no cereal or coffee
  • alexander hamilton
  • fox news

5 comments:

Simeon Berry said...

I find the Wikipedia Hamilton entry amusing: "He displayed a remarkable flair for business and leadership skills that involved dealing with senior ship captains and businessmen on an equal basis, as well as expanding operations to include the trade of illicit goods such as opium and refined coca extract."

Modern analogue? "He was a professional, enterprising young man eschewed McDonald's for the more robust profits of dealing crack."

And why don't we hear more about threatening political enemies with an army?

Final delicious Hamilton quote: "All communities divide themselves into the few and the many. The first are the rich and wellborn, the other the mass of the people...The people are turbulent and changing; they seldom judge or determine right. Give therefore to the first class a distinct, permanent share in the government. They will check the unsteadiness of the second, and as they cannot receive any advantage by a change, they therefore will ever maintain good government." (June 18, 1787).

Um, what part of "We the people" is unclear?

Simeon Berry said...

Also, the rich will "cannot receive any advantage by a change"? Really? That man must have had a very poor imagination.

Elisa said...

Ugh, he does not look nearly as hot in that "portrait" as he does on a 10-spot.

Simeon Berry said...

Yes, he has fine, sensitive cheekbones and a cute nose on the tenner.

Elisa said...

Not to mention that noble brow.