She packed my bags last night pre-flight. She packed me a
pair of suspenders, cowboy boots, a chartreuse petticoat, a fedora, a whale
bone corset, a parasol, a monocle, two pairs of nylons, a blazer with shoulder
pads, six silk handkerchiefs, a paisley shirt, a red bow tie and three pairs of
white athletic socks. Inside the silk handkerchiefs, she wrapped a silver
handled knife, a stuffed unicorn and a bottle of fine cognac. The fine gentlemen at TSA pulled me out of
the security line. I think it’s gonna be a long long time.
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