- Monkey Deporter (though I am probably more qualified for the Shabash-Wala position)
- Surfer (though this necessitates me learning how to surf)
- Weeki Wachee Mermaid - though, as a rule I am against Florida
- Something that involves having a big yard and a puppy, and not having to leave to do much. What's that? A trophy wife? A trophy wife.
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