Julia's Twilight Drinking Game

Rules:

• Go to a bar and have your friend explain everything that has happened in the books/movies so far, because you have been living under a rock and have no idea what they are about.
• Go to a matinee of Eclipse (preferably having cut out of work early, but it's okay if you just have your office close early for the holiday weekend)
• Bring Jack Daniels
• Drink whenever someone says Bella or Edward, meaningfully stares or sparkles.
• We added "during lengthy speeches on a Victorian concept of a woman's virtue" for obvious reasons.

warning - we ran out of whiskey about 3/4 of the way through the movie, and would have added "when all the vampires appear on a hill looking like a Vogue Shoot" but were significantly out of luck.

ps - for those keeping score, I am definitely on team Jacob. Robert Pattinson's eyebrows creep me out.