friday-things that amuse me

• that jason mewes and kevin smith call each other "sir"
• pretty much everything kevin smith does (i haven't seen jersey girl, but the only person i know who has loved it, so i reserve judgement)
• an evening with kevin smith & evening harder: i like the former a little better because the audiences seemed more receptive, however the latter had a gentleman ask what was hands down the best question at any q&a ever: if you were half man and half sausage which way would you want it and why?