25 July 2006

tuesday-things that displease me

spam email

listen carefully
  • i don't need cheap software
  • i don't need stock tips
  • i don't want to help you move a large sum of money from nigeria
  • i don't need anything enlarged

thank you.

1 comment:

Simeon Berry said...

Why doesn't anyone offer to make me smarter or wittier? Or to be able to remember the dates of
The Battle of Hastings or The Defenestrations of Prague? I'm far more susceptible to such blandishments.