31 July 2006

monday-things that please me

  • puppies!



  • the fact that i do not have to go to work today
  • white sangria

28 July 2006

friday-things that puzzle me

why it is so difficult to set the timings of this effing power point presentation. there is a little gnome inside this computer that is laughing at me this morning.

27 July 2006

thursday-things that i need

for my birthday present for my father to be magically finished

25 July 2006

tuesday-things that displease me

spam email

listen carefully
  • i don't need cheap software
  • i don't need stock tips
  • i don't want to help you move a large sum of money from nigeria
  • i don't need anything enlarged

thank you.

24 July 2006

monday-things that please me

  • screened in porches, which are the height of what western civilization has to offer (which has been noted by both bill bryson and jill connor browne)
  • and sparklers!!!




21 July 2006

friday-things that puzzle me

why i got married or bothered to get a cat when this is in my living room.

(my cat is bravely sitting with me at the moment, making sure gregor doesn't follow me into the office)

20 July 2006

thursday-things that i need

for everyone in congress, and probably everyone in the world to spend 45 minutes listening to Dr. Doug Melton of the harvard stem cell institute.

honestly kids, in 50 years they're going to look at that veto and wonder why the president of the united states didn't want to cure cancer.

note: to anyone who objects to stem cell research on moral grounds, let me point out that this bill did not make using material from terminated pregnancies illegal. that's entirely legal (not at all what these scientists do, but still legal). scientists who work with embryonic stem cells think that it is better to use left over fertilized eggs from in vitro fertilization clinics to try and cure disease. the president apparently thinks it's better to incinerate them.

18 July 2006

tuesday-things that displease me

i could go for the heat, because i think that ninety-five degrees is so unnecessary, and i am not sleeping well, but that seems a bit disingenuous from someone who complains about the cold as much as i do.

for now i'll stick with paris hilton decreeing that she is the princess diana of her generation.

17 July 2006

monday-things that please me

14 July 2006

friday-things that puzzle me

why they continue to print "the family circus"

i mean, does anyone like it?

there is a great line in the movie go that i think encapsulates my feelings towards it.

todd: And it's always there, in the lower right hand corner, just waiting to suck.

bring back calvin and hobbes. because remember kids: it's either spectacular, unbelievable success, or crushing, hopeless defeat. there is no middle ground! . . . ok. there is a middle ground, but it's for sissy weasels.

13 July 2006

cent

here we are at posting number 100. oh how the time has flown. at posting 50 i tried to do a survey, to which only the person i could have turned around and asked replied.

so we'll try again:

what is the best song to a. make out to, or b. sing at the top of your lungs in the car?

(if it's the same song, remind me never to kiss you)

i say a. lonely by bebel gilberto and b. i love rock n' roll by joan jett

comment away...

thursday-things that i need

coffee.

i seem to have run out and the consequences may be dire.

11 July 2006

tuesday-things that displease me

my heels which are fairly well blistered at the moment.

we took the advice of mr. waits, and last night we tangoed 'till we were sore.

on the upside i have pirate band-aids.

on the way upside, i wasn't killed in a tunnel collapse.

10 July 2006

06 July 2006

friday-things that puzzle me

(since i will be out of town tomorrow)

bikers in this city. i have begun to fear them more than drivers when i am walking from the subway to work. they ride the wrong way up one way streets. they ride on the sidewalk (my favorite is when they almost run over me on the sidewalk next to the sign that says "absolutely no riding your bike on the sidewalk")

i know you're being environmentally conscious and all that, but learn some manners people. and some traffic laws!!

thursday-things that i need

For it to stop raining before i have to drive for 3 hours tonight

(i hate hate hate driving in the rain)

04 July 2006

tuesday-things that displease me

microsoft front page

i'm building a website for a certain poet. now i know what you're saying, why nil, i didn't know you could build websites! well, my dear readers, therein lies the problem.

if you want to check out my progress and you can guess the poet, just go to that poet's name.com, and you can laugh at the renegade animation that last night made at least one of the pictures jump across the screen when you moused over it.

03 July 2006