Theatrical Experiences That I Found More Enjoyable Than the Play We Saw Last Night

• A high school production of Anouilh's Antigone, in which the drama teacher, sit-com style, had cast himself as Creon.
• The Hamlet on the Green that featured the To Be Or Not To Be soliloquy performed on a neon green raft floating in the moat that surrounded the stage.
• Brilliant Traces, a play that apparently originally starred Joan Cusack. The production we saw, notably did not star Joan Cusack, and was most memorable for the line "I'm sorry I cooked your shoes."
• An opening night performance of Pericles in which the director opened the show by saying that it wasn't quite ready to perform, so he was going to sit on the side of the stage, and might stop it if he had to...
  
• Leonce and Lena.
  
• A whole semester's worth of a college Performance Art class.
• An all night set strike, load in and electrics change-over. (note, those first two are video links to shows I never worked on)
  

JSP and I finally gave up and walked out about 45 minutes into it. The usher whispered to us that if we left, we wouldn't be able to get back in. When JSP said that it was okay, the usher laughed. Turns out that it's a good thing we left when we did, as there apparently was no intermission.