tuesday-things that displease me

• the backs of my legs (i'd post a picture, but a. i haven't been keeping up with my yoga, and b. you might be eating breakfast--you'll have to trust me on their still really burned and tragic condition)
• that many people spent money to see i now pronounce you chuck and larry
• hillary clinton--i know i keep saying that, but she keeps displeasing me, and what's worse, she keeps leading in the polls. here, again, because nobody seems to be listening, is molly ivins' take on the subject
• which reminds me that i'm still so sad that we lost miss molly. we need her and no one has risen to fill the void that she left.