for my horrible cat to stop trying to eat my tomato plant
josephine baker sang a song called
"don't touch my tomatoes" which comes to mind. jack put
george symonette singing this song on a cd for me, but i can't find a link that will play the song, so josephine you get. plus i bet george symonette never danced in a
skirt made of bananas (you have to scroll down for a while on that link, but i thought it was worth it to link to the
washington banana museum).
This is all because she has no hedgehogs to stalk. Blameless tomatoes take the brunt of her feral instinct.
ReplyDeleteJosephine vs. Carmen Miranda in an all-fruit steel cage match. Who comes out on top?
Someone should write a poem about Isadora Duncan's This is red!" stunt.
i like the isadora duncan stuff, but am left with one question: who didn't mercedes de acosta sleep with?
ReplyDeleteother than me, i mean.