My Favorite Villainesses

• Yzma from The Emperor's New Groove
• Drusilla from Buffy
• Cousin Bette from, well, Cousin Bette
• The Queen of Hearts from Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
  
• Sue Sylvester from Glee
• The Baroness from the Sound of Music (note. that link goes to a video of a guy - please believe me, it's mostly her song)
• The Snow Queen from The Snow Queen
  

Cat on a Hot Tin Handbag

What I learned at American Apparel today while buying tights

petticoats are back.

Where is Cyndi Lauper when you need her?

Why I am the Best Girlfriend Ever

Because last night consisted of:

• Beer
• Calzones
• Crank 2* and
  
• a martial arts movie**

* JSP had built this one up so that it couldn't possibly be as good as he described, but the last 15 minutes went from zero to (to borrow a phrase) one hundred and crazy really quickly.
** JSP had built this one up,but couldn't possibly describe how truly awesome and touching it was. I recommend.

Things That are Orange

I may never sleep again...

A Letter to my office light

Dear Energy Efficient Light,

You turn on when I walk in the room. And even though I turn you off immediately, if the fan blows in the wrong direction, or if I reach for paper from the printer, you turn back on.

You are not saving energy, Energy Efficient Light. You are just pissing me off.

Yours sincerely,

-k

Things That are Orange

from Mrs. K (and Manny!):

One key difference between JSP and me

He does dishes to Leonard Cohen

I do dishes to the Pogues.

How I spent my power outage

trying to figure out the aperture on my camera...